MY BABY CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
How can you not love it? According to this story,"The boy has muscles twice the size of other children his age and half their body fat. He was born to a muscular mother, a former sprinter. Her brother and three other relatives were also very strong — one a construction worker with a talent for hefting curbstones."
He's German and the cause is some kind of genetic mutation. No explaination was provided for the superb sense of fashion and hair styling.