Tuesday, June 24, 2003

A MEETING OF NOTE
3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone.

I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.


Kind of reminds me of Bob's Bum Shop in NYC many years ago. Be The Best Possible Bum!

Saturday, June 21, 2003

NOFX CHECKS IN
Here's a little Flash ditty to make your day, I believe the title is - Idiot Son Of An Asshole. It's good to see the other side putting down their bongs long enough to stir up trouble. Now let's hope they vote.

Friday, June 06, 2003

IF THIS WAS FOX, WE'D JUST IGNORE THE ERROR AND GO TO SPORTS
If appears the Wolfowitz story is now being blamed on bad translations. From salon.com:

Wolfowitz's nonconfession
Did Paul Wolfowitz actually confess that the Iraq war was all about oil? No, he didn't -- despite the excited circulation by his critics of a damning "quotation" from him on the Internet and elsewhere. (Within the past 24 hours, dozens of messages about this story have arrived in my mailbox.) The bogus report emanated from yesterday's Guardian, which in turn cited stories from the German press about remarks made by the deputy defense secretary last weekend at a security conference in Singapore.

Evidently, the translation from English to German and back into English seriously distorted his answer to a question from a German journalist. The reporter asked Wolfowitz to explain the Bush administration's different approaches to North Korea, which probably has nuclear weapons, and Iraq, which certainly didn't.

According to the Guardian article he replied: "Let's look at it simply. The most important difference between North Korea and Iraq is that economically, we just had no choice in Iraq. The country swims on a sea of oil." A damning admission, except that isn't what he said. Here's the accurate quote, according to the  Defense Department transcript of the Singapore press conference (scroll down about halfway):

"Look, the primarily difference -- to put it a little too simply -- between North Korea and Iraq is that we had virtually no economic options with Iraq because the country floats on a sea of oil. In the case of North Korea, the country is teetering on the edge of economic collapse and that, I believe, is a major point of leverage, whereas the military picture with North Korea is very different from that with Iraq. The problems in both cases have some similarities but the solutions have got to be tailored to the circumstances, which are very different."

Thursday, June 05, 2003

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T FUCK AROUND WITH INTERNS
It appears Bush's idea man Paul Wolfowitz is ready to admit the latest Gulf War was all about oil. I am shocked! Could it be that the Bush team was lying to us with all that weapons of mass destruction jive. I am shocked! Jeeze. First the Jessica Lynch rescue turns out to be an elaborate game of Doom and now this. I keep trying to think of something other than politics to blog about, but when you get slapped in the face by shit like this day in and out, it's hard to ponder anything else.

From The Guardian, as reprinted by truthout.org. Thanks to CB for the tip.

  Wolfowitz: Iraq War Was About Oil
  By George Wright
  The Guardian

 Wednesday 04 June 2003

Oil was the main reason for military action against Iraq, a leading White House hawk has claimed, confirming the worst fears of those opposed to the US-led war.

The US deputy defence secretary, Paul Wolfowitz - who has already undermined Tony Blair's position over weapons of mass destruction (WMD) by describing them as a "bureaucratic" excuse for war - has now gone further by claiming the real motive was that Iraq is "swimming" in oil.

The latest comments were made by Mr Wolfowitz in an address to delegates at an Asian security summit in Singapore at the weekend, and reported today by German newspapers Der Tagesspiegel and Die Welt.

Asked why a nuclear power such as North Korea was being treated differently from Iraq, where hardly any weapons of mass destruction had been found, the deputy defence minister said: "Let's look at it simply. The most important difference between North Korea and Iraq is that economically, we just had no choice in Iraq. The country swims on a sea of oil."

Mr Wolfowitz went on to tell journalists at the conference that the US was set on a path of negotiation to help defuse tensions between North Korea and its neighbours - in contrast to the more belligerent attitude the Bush administration displayed in its dealings with Iraq.

His latest comments follow his widely reported statement from an interview in Vanity Fair last month, in which he said that "for reasons that have a lot to do with the US government bureaucracy, we settled on the one issue that everyone could agree on: weapons of mass destruction."

Prior to that, his boss, defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld, had already undermined the British government's position by saying Saddam Hussein may have destroyed his banned weapons before the war.

Mr Wolfowitz's frank assessment of the importance of oil could not come at a worse time for the US and UK governments, which are both facing fierce criticism at home and abroad over allegations that they exaggerated the threat posed by Saddam Hussein in order to justify the war.

Amid growing calls from all parties for a public inquiry, the foreign affairs select committee announced last night it would investigate claims that the UK government misled the country over its evidence of Iraq's WMD.

The move is a major setback for Tony Blair, who had hoped to contain any inquiry within the intelligence and security committee, which meets in secret and reports to the prime minister.

In the US, the failure to find solid proof of chemical, biological and nuclear arms in Iraq has raised similar concerns over Mr Bush's justification for the war and prompted calls for congressional investigations.

Mr Wolfowitz is viewed as one of the most hawkish members of the Bush administration. The 57-year old expert in international relations was a strong advocate of military action against Afghanistan and Iraq.

Following the September 11 terror attacks on the World Trade Centre and Pentagon, Mr Wolfowitz pledged that the US would pursue terrorists and "end" states' harbouring or sponsoring of militants.

Prior to his appointment to the Bush cabinet in February 2001, Mr Wolfowitz was dean and professor of international relations at the Paul H Nitze School of Advanced International Studies (SAIS), of the Johns Hopkins University.